Website Disclaimer

Last updated: October 2026

Please read this disclaimer before you use coolfake.garden. This page is a general template. It is not legal advice.

We Refer; We Do Not Repair

Coolfake Septic is a referral and marketing service. We link homeowners with independent plumbing and septic providers. We do not pump tanks. We do not repair septic systems, drain fields or sewer lines. We do no other plumbing work. If anyone works on your property, it is an independent provider, not Coolfake Septic.

A Match Is Not an Endorsement

When we connect you with a provider, we are not backing that provider. We make no warranty about the quality, timing, cost or results of their work. We also cannot promise a provider will be available in your area at a certain time. Each provider is responsible for its own licenses, insurance, permits, certifications and behavior.

Information, Not Advice

The content here is general information. It is not plumbing, engineering, legal, insurance, health or financial advice. Every septic system and sewer line is different. What fits one home may not fit another. Talk to a qualified provider about your own case.

About Costs

Cost figures here are typical U.S. ranges. They are not quotes. Real prices change with the job, the location, the system design, the soil and local permit rules. Ask the provider for a written quote before work starts.

About Insurance

What we say about insurance is general. We cannot tell you if your policy covers a problem. That depends on your policy and your insurer's decision. Ask your insurer or agent about your coverage.

Stay Safe

Septic tanks and sewage can hold harmful gases and bacteria. Tanks can also be deep and open. Never go into a septic tank. Never work near an open one. Keep children and pets away from wastewater. If life or safety is at risk, call local emergency services first.

How We Get Paid

Providers or marketing partners may pay Coolfake Septic when we connect them with homeowners. Our Referral Marketing Disclosure has the details.

Accuracy

We work to keep this website correct and up to date. Still, we make no warranty that it is complete or has no errors.

Questions

Questions about this disclaimer? Email contact@coolfake.garden.