Terms of Use

Last updated: October 2026

These Terms of Use explain the rules for using coolfake.garden and the services Coolfake Septic offers through it. When you use this website, call the number on it or send a form, you agree to these terms. This page is a general template. It is not legal advice.

What Coolfake Septic Does

Coolfake Septic is a referral and marketing service. We link homeowners with independent plumbing and septic providers. We do not pump septic tanks. We do not repair septic systems, drain fields or sewer lines. We do not do any plumbing work. We are also not part of any deal you make with a provider.

Providers Work on Their Own

The providers you reach are independent businesses. Each one alone is responsible for its quotes, prices, scheduling, workmanship, permits, licenses, insurance and behavior. We do not hire, supervise or control them. We make no promises about when they are available, how fast they respond, or how their work turns out.

Before you hire anyone, check their credentials. Ask for proof of license and insurance. Get a written quote.

General Information Only

The content here is general information. It is not plumbing, engineering, legal, insurance or financial advice. Cost ranges are typical U.S. figures. They change from job to job and are not quotes. Confirm details with a qualified provider. When it applies, also check with your insurer and local health department.

What We Ask of You

Give accurate information when you contact us. Use this website only for lawful purposes. Do not misuse the site, disrupt how it runs, or try to get in without permission.

Calls and Messages

When you call or send a form, you agree that we, and the provider we connect you with, may reach out about your request. That may be by phone, text or email. Calls may be tracked or recorded for quality and billing. You can ask us to stop contacting you at any time. Just email contact@coolfake.garden.

Ownership of Content

The content and design of this website belong to Coolfake Septic or those who license it to us. Do not copy or reuse them for business purposes without permission.

Limits on Our Liability

As far as the law allows, Coolfake Septic is not liable for loss or damage that comes from using this website, from a provider's services, or from any deal between you and a provider. This website is offered "as is," with no warranties of any kind.

Changes to These Terms

We may change these terms at any time. If you keep using the website after a change, you accept the new terms.

Questions

Questions about these terms? Email contact@coolfake.garden.