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Have a slow drain, a bad smell, or a soggy yard? Send a request and Coolfake Septic will connect you with a local provider who can look at it.
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Last updated: October 2026
You should know how Coolfake Septic works and how we earn money. This disclosure explains our role. It is a general template. It is not legal advice.
Coolfake Septic is a referral and marketing service. We link homeowners with independent plumbing and septic providers. We do not do septic tank pumping. We do not repair septic systems, drain fields or sewer lines. We do no other plumbing work.
When you call the number on this website or send a form, your call or request may go to an independent provider. It may instead go to a marketing partner that works with plumbing and septic providers in your area.
Providers or marketing partners may pay Coolfake Septic for the calls, form submissions or other referrals we send them. The payment can depend on things like how long a call lasts or whether it is answered. We may be paid even if you never hire the provider.
This payment does not change what a provider charges you. You pay the provider directly for any work you agree to. The provider sets the price.
Providers are independent businesses. They are not employees, agents or partners of Coolfake Septic. Each provider alone is responsible for:
Being connected with a provider does not mean we back their work. Because of how we are paid, the provider you reach can depend on which providers are part of our network at that time.
You never have to hire a provider we connect you with. Ask questions. Check licenses. Request a written quote. Compare other quotes before you choose.
Calls made through this website may be tracked. In some cases they are recorded. We do this for quality, verification and billing.
Want to know more about how we work or how we get paid? Email contact@coolfake.garden.
Have a slow drain, a bad smell, or a soggy yard? Send a request and Coolfake Septic will connect you with a local provider who can look at it.
No obligation